Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Root of all evil

I seem to have dug myself into a hole in the last few days.
As you may have guessed the money Zed has run out and without access to that green paper you all love so much I find have found it increasingly difficult to find transportation.
To solve these financial woes I attempted to break digitally break into the administration of your banking system.
I guess humans are better programmers then I had anticipated, because all my attempts were met with a screen only reading “You should not have done that”.
In the end I resolved my problems through a tactic humans have been employing for years, identity theft.
If you know a cody wyland you better tell him to prepare because his credit score is going to fall harder than the roman empire.
I’m researching ways to deal with Slender Man.
We need a better tactic then “get a bunch of people to beat the crap out of him”.
The only plan I have so far involves about twelve to twenty-eight human sacrifices and a chunk of uranium the size of an apple.
I need a more practical plan and soon.
I think a proxie has started following me.
They have chased me around in the past but this time seems different, more competent.
Proxies just kept tabs on me before now but didn’t try anything aggressive.
It’s different this time, ever since I stopped moving they’ve been coming closer.
I think there just testing me right now, breaking into my hotel room and leaving notes like “WATCHING YOU” or “SOON” and even one “IT COMES”.
Going to catch the blighter with a tried and true method; bear traps.
Hopefully interrogation will provide some tidbit of useful information.
The only problem I have now if body disposal.
I think I’ll go looking for abandoned buildings in the area.
No sign of Slender Man so far.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Entry 1

I’m considering giving up on your idiotic species.
I spend my time trying to help you.
And you lot respond by trying to capture me.
What good would that even do you?
You simians have reach that exceeds your grasp.
Luckily your grasp seems to have the so called “butter fingers”.
I don’t really care about this “SCD” or “SPC” or “S-Whatever the hell letters” but they seem to have taken notice of me.
In case you blood bags have not figured it out yet, I’m currently moving about and trying to attract little attention.
I might start heading north in a attempt to exit the “US” country and enter the “Canada”.
Last I heard Morningstar was in Canada. Same thing with Miss. Horses that beat the hell out of anything that scares them.
 I am quite unaware of recent developments with the Slender Man.
Going to have to catch up when I have the time.
I wonder how that “Zero” fellow is doing.
Probably still going to kill everyone.
On a slightly happier note, I have found the arc.
Sadly it seems to be in a state of disrepair.
Several Components seem to have been removed and others have been replaced by components that have a similar external appearance but seem to be hallow.
I honestly didn’t think he would be able to open it.
I might be know one place I could find replacements………………. I wonder if it’s still where I parked it.
Finally, as is customary I wish all a Merry Christmas.
I’m not totally culturally ignorant you know.