I seem to have dug myself into a hole in the last few days.
As you may have guessed the money Zed has run out and without access to that green paper you all love so much I find have found it increasingly difficult to find transportation.
To solve these financial woes I attempted to break digitally break into the administration of your banking system.
I guess humans are better programmers then I had anticipated, because all my attempts were met with a screen only reading “You should not have done that”.
In the end I resolved my problems through a tactic humans have been employing for years, identity theft.
If you know a cody wyland you better tell him to prepare because his credit score is going to fall harder than the roman empire.
I’m researching ways to deal with Slender Man.
We need a better tactic then “get a bunch of people to beat the crap out of him”.
The only plan I have so far involves about twelve to twenty-eight human sacrifices and a chunk of uranium the size of an apple.
I need a more practical plan and soon.
I think a proxie has started following me.
They have chased me around in the past but this time seems different, more competent.
Proxies just kept tabs on me before now but didn’t try anything aggressive.
It’s different this time, ever since I stopped moving they’ve been coming closer.
I think there just testing me right now, breaking into my hotel room and leaving notes like “WATCHING YOU” or “SOON” and even one “IT COMES”.
Going to catch the blighter with a tried and true method; bear traps.
Hopefully interrogation will provide some tidbit of useful information.
The only problem I have now if body disposal.
I think I’ll go looking for abandoned buildings in the area.
No sign of Slender Man so far.
